AVP comes to save the season

Breaking News: Bills have cut starting Left Tackle Langston Walker, resigning recently cut Kirk Chambers....Does this make room for Demetrius Bell aka Jason Peters Jr aka Karl Malone's love child? Things are only getting better.

Okay so we have all heard the news that the Bills fired Offensive Coordinator this past Friday. Turk Schonert is gone, and he is going down swinging. I am not sure how much stock you can take in preseason, but the way the Bills performed, specifically the first team offense, was dreadful. The no huddle attack looked about as sharp as a backyard football game of kill the carrier. Speaking of Kill the Carrier, what a great game. Literally just pick up the ball and run around until 8 of your buddies just tackle and throw you to the ground, then the next sorry sap picks up the ball and it repeats again.

Anyways, back to Turk going down swinging, he took some serious jabs at Skeletor Jauron saying that he wanted him to run a "pop warner" offense and that he was on his back all throughout preseason. Well hell Turk, If you are going to have the 1st team offense score zero touchdowns (and the NFL even gave you a 5th preseason game) then you are not going to have any say in anything. The offense was bland last year, and the no huddle was supposed to invigorate this sorry squad. I know that the Bills did not have T.O for basically the entire off season, but its still no excuse.

The no huddle plays perfectly to the Buffalo Bills Strengths. The line is a huge question mark, filled with new starters, other teams scraps, and two promising rookie guards, but rookies none the less. You run the no huddle to tire out the defensive line and keep everyone on edge. They definitely between T.O, Evans, Lynch and Freddie Jackson have enough skill to move the ball. Trent Edwards has been hit hard this off season with negative thoughts on how he can't or won't throw the deep ball and is too conservative. whatever the case may be, the offense has looked so bad that even I have a hard time being optimistic. But lets not forget that NO one, and I mean NO ONE, circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. This squad started off 4-0 last year, and failed mightily down the stretch. It all starts Monday Night, where the Bills will unveil their new white Throwbacks, and their new prize T.O who is a first year warrior with new teams. Alex Van Pelt has so much experience with calling the plays, as we all know his successful year calling plays for the NFL Europe's Frankfurt Galaxy.

This Patriots Squad is so unbelievably over-hyped I can't wait till we roll in to Foxboro, prime time and get our first win over the Pats since 2003 when we stole Lawyer Milloy 3 days before the game, stole their plays, and won 31-0. May have been the happiest day of my life seeing big Sammy Adams rumble down the sideline for a pick 6 opening game. Since that game we are a giant 0-87 being outscored by 678 pts, or something to that degree.

Lets take a look at this patriots team. Tom shaky knee, entourage staring, model wifing, shoulder inflamed, dimple chinned, dog carrying, pretty boy jackass is gonna have a terrible year. This cat sucks, such an overrated QB. Give me that system and I am throwing for at least 20 tds and making the playoffs. I am so sick of this man and Aaron Maybin is gonna knock him out cold. Losing Josh McDaniels is another thing that could hurt this team, not always easy to switch offensive coordinators that early in the off season. You are much better off waiting 4-5 days before your first game, it makes a big difference. Okay the offense should still produce, even though they have a RB committee that resembles a High School Football team. So washed up and bad.

The defense is why this team is gonna crash and burn. Richard Seymour, gone traded to the Raiders. Mike Vrabel, gone traded to the Chiefs. Tedy Bruschi, gone retired. Lewis Sanders, gone not with the team anymore. Ellis Hobbs, gone, traded to the Eagles. Rodney Harrison, gone, retired. That is a lot of STARTING players to lose, let alone absolute club house leaders.

We are going into Foxboro, shutting up the Boston Fans, who might rank #1 for biggest losers in the world and getting the W. Pre-season means nothing. You have all been warned.

Get on the Wagon before its too late. BUFFALO BILLS making the PLAYOFFS first time in a decade. Boom. Roasted.