This video is a little dated as it came out last Xmas, but it is still worth a view. The video is pretty self-explanatory as you can gather the bills are a bunch of dumb, unathletic, weirdos.....but I will mention a couple notes on my thoughts and individual performances:
Langston Walker: Glad our starting Left Tackle is a soft spoken waste of space. Who needs Jason Peters when you have this stud.
Robet Royal: A little rushed performance, but all in all compared to most not terrible. Unfortunately Robert is no longer on the team, and was cut in favor of Derek Fine, Schouman, and rookie Nelson. If you can't beat out that trio of awefulness, then there is only one place for you to go...thats right, your newest Cleveland Brown.
Kirk Chambers: Forgettable performance. Not really any enthusiasm. It seems his play on the field is quiete similar to this stint behind on the mic.
Copeland Bryant: If your 4th string Defensive End doesn't intimidate you singing about four calling birds then what does.
Justin Jenkins: Not only is this 7th wide receiver a standout on the special teams, but he is also one of the top performers on the twelve days of christmas. A spirited rendition of five golden rings, and the true value can not be seen until the final go around.
Blake Costanzo: Nice life, could they not get Brian Moorman to take this slot??
Lee Evans: If you only knew that no one would care about you one year from now once T.O showed up.
Pauly P: Looking like a dreamboat/Shrek
Leodis McKelvin: Not sure what language he is speaking. And clearly Leodis was not raised on the 12 days of Xmas (or raised by humans for that matter) as he clearly messes up the tune.
George Wilson: Is that a Bills 2nd string Safety or a model?
Marshawn Lynch: Yikes.
Trent Edwards: Apparently the stud of the team picked up the 12th day. Trent is looking stellar, though the performance is average, matching his production on the field.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Bills players are intimidating
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Nice analysis. Could not disagree more with you about Leodis McKelvin though. Leodis kills this.
ReplyDeleteGood to confirm that Marshawn, in fact, can not read.
Hilarious how Robert Royal was going so fast, I think he thought this was the chipmunks version. Why do they cut out Langston Walker after his first spot?
Why did they let the water boy, Costanzo, get on this?
Clearly, Justin Jenkins stole the show here. Looking like Silk the Shocker, he really saved this whole thing...not only does he nail the vocals, but he was shrewd enough to realize that the "five golden rings" part is the transition between the slow and the fast and needs to be the most drawn out, therefore showing far more comprehension of the construction of the song than the rest of the Bills.
Niiiiiiiii ladieeee dancin
ReplyDeleteThat's absolutely hilarious...Our team is pathetic
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