Sometimes Life is Funny

Seeing that I received something from Fredonia in the mail today, I had only one thought, "With one week until the completion of my internship and subsequently my degree, SUNY Fredonia has finally wisened up and kicked me out of school." Untrue, as it turned out. In fact, Fredonia was - yet again - praising the Mulldog. Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, today I accept Fredonia's selection of yours truly, the Mulldog, as Comeback Student of the Year:



"The Mulldog would like to thank his girlfriend (shocking to readers, the Mulldog knows). Funny how the Mulldog was a regular Dean's Lister for the beginning his collegiate career, collecting a cumulative 3.6 GPA. Then he broke up with his ex-girlfriend, became one of Fred's pewchest, never saw the Dean's List again and stayed on extra semesters. Low and behold, Spring '09, the Mulldog suckers a lady into dating him and there he is, cold lampin' with the SUNY Fredonia Humanitites Dean, Mr. John K-Something. Thank you and best wishes, may we never meet again."