1st Candidate: Marian Hossa: Detroit Red Wings. See the picture below of Hossa who had to watch his old team he turned his back on win the Stanley cup on his own home ice. Talk about a decision burning you in the end. It is ridiculous that he claims he does not regret his decision. Of course you do. You stay with Pitt and your jumping around with Crosby and his 12 year old pre-pubescent mustache right now.
2nd candidate: Louis Castillo. Louis you looked like the Millman in this weekends NV Blues game. How in the world you drop that pop fly to lose the game for your team, in the Subway Series no less. I don't know what is worse, that you dropped the fly ball, or that you inexplicably threw the ball to 2nd base instead of home after dropping it.
3rd Candidate: Random Laker Fan. Take a look at this joke. This cat is the definition of pewch. Not once after my team has won have I ever contemplated jumping on cars, Vandalizing shoe stores, police cars, and/or decided to throw rocks and bottles at police. Real class LA. Did anyone tell you that you beat the Orlando Magic. Big deal.
I nominate Brian Gay this weekends St. Jude Classic winner. Not only does he take home a cool 1,008,000 dollars from a field of complete nobodies, but when interviewed he called out "Tiger I'm coming for ya" and followed that with a laugh that would make any homosexual proud. Not sure what this was about, and pretty sure he wont be in the field at Bethpage for the Open. Pewch.
ReplyDeleteO Luis, An A-BOMB by A-ROD that exploded in Luis glove. Boom goes the dynamite, and any respect I had for the pewcherd Met's baseball team. Keep celebrating before the last out is recorded K-Rod, or better yet, when you close out the Nationals.
ReplyDeleteI nominate the third guy as a representative of LA. City is a joke. Cant even afford to give its own team a parade. Killed off 2 football teams and biggie smalls. Needed lebron to run out of gas to take the ship this year.
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I vote for Castillo as the Pewch Man of the weekend. I hate hockey, and that dumb ass lakers fan probably got gang raped and shot later that night in L.A.
ReplyDeleteHow do you drop that ball? That would probably keep me away from baseball for a while. But it is hilarious to watch it over and over, especially since it happened to the mets!!! hahahahahaha