Three's Company: The Pewch Revolution

I have a treat for the very few devoted readers out there, a reward for remaining faithful if you will. For those of you who are pewch and don't check the blog ( I am talking about you reccs and steve bell) go fly a kite.

We are adding a special guest commentator to our arsenal, and at the same time broadening our scope of coverage. We have been fairly dedicated to sports, randomly sprinkling in tidbits of pop culture. In an attempt to appeal to a wider fan base, and blow up to the best bloggers alive, we have added famous Hollywood superstar Tommy Bechtold to the staff. Thomas is living out in LA right now trying to make the dream come true. His speciality, breaking Hollywood dirt, and he knows his sports as well so don't you worry. Not only will Tommy be sure to bring some serious breaking news, pop culture references, and sporting tidbits, but the man in a genius and when he makes it big me and mulldog will be sure to ride his coattails through this forum.

TommyB, Mulldog, and Millman....The Pewch Revolution...

Fredonia Struggles to Cope with Loss of the Mulldog

Giving an otherwise limp, lifeless, small village in Western New York (AKA Pennsylvania, AKA Ohio, AKA Canada) five strong years of pewchness, I was forced into retirement after finally completing almost all of my courses. Leaving Fredonia I could almost feel the wind coming from the sails as I hit the thruway to travel across the state back to Eastern New York.

Now, roughly two months after my departure, in what could only be described as a frantic, last-ditch attempt to salvage the greatness of the Mulldog, SUNY Fredonia has done what they should have done over five years ago, and made the Mulldog the centerpiece to their website:
http://www.fredonia.edu/

That's right, finally after five years of rotating the ten minority students present on campus into every picture on the front page, Fredonia has decided to scrap such a technique in favor of the back of the Mulldog's head. Sitting front and center (where else?) the Mulldog is clearly engrossed in a riveting lecture on Descartes's theory of Difference. Shamelessly sporting an imposter "Fredonia Student-Athlete Day" shirt and the legendary crooked "*61" hat, the Mulldog is actively passing Critical Theory on his second vaunted attempt.

I'm not sure what type of royalties I am entitled to, but I'm pretty sure Fredonia should be paying for my summer internship, at least.