Monday, August 31, 2009
Michael Kay You're The Worst
"If it's fair it's gone (keep in mind this is said as the ball is landing) and it is .......................................................................................(ball lands)..................................................................(fan spills beer on girl while grabbing ball)...................(guy high fives everyone in the area including a senile 95 year-old woman with sunglasses that cover her eyes, cheeks, forehead and probably the guy next to her's view).....................................................................................................(ump throws pitcher new ball).............................................(pitcher lines up to throw to same batter)............................................................................................................................................................................................................a foul ball (said with extreme excitement if for Yanks opponent....with the tone of telling a father his son just died if for the Yanks).
Fordham University should be ashamed of this cornball, homer, clown.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Pigs in a Blanket
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Random Musings
-The Bo Sox get Wagner. It will be interesting to see what they do with him. Clearly, it would appear they are going to get rid of Papelbon and end up putting Bard in as their new closer. In the mean time, I'm not so sure how effective Wagner will be. His first outing vs the Braves, he appeared to have no command. He went 1-2-3 but that's only because Chipper swung at a 3-0 pitch that was a borderline strikes at best. That said, another power arm, left-handed at that, can't really hurt. By the way, looks like the Mets are shutting down Johan and Putz. What an absolute nightmare of a season for your unveiling of a stadium.
-Joba, predictably, looked terrible last night. Some serious cause for concern for Yanks fans.
-Good to see the Jets named Sanchez the starting QB. I was going to make a lengthy post about the situation yesterday. Essentially, he made a couple mistakes against the Ravens first team defense. One was inexcusable, but the one Lewis dropped happens to even the most veteran of QBs. Clemons then didn't even really outplay him vs the second-teamers. Besides that, the Jets are going to be very good in a couple years..but I think they are going to surprise a lot of people this year as well. They have very strong offensive and defensive lines. Leon Washington is a stud, and everyone is raving about Shonn Greene. They are some experience at QB and a couple more pieces away from being true contenders. But they are going to be better than Buffalo, and very likely Miami this year. Sorry Bills fans.
-I continue to crush Saratoga...but losing 20 bucks playing cards last night gives me an eerie feeling. Rachel Alexandra announced she won't be running in the million dollar Travers Stakes at Saratoga this Saturday. Instead she'll be running in the Woodward, a week later, which has been raised to a 750k purse. Will be interesting to see if any of the big name horses feel she is vulnerable and enter. Since the Preakness whatever she has entered has been largely avoided, though Munnings and Summer Bird took a shot at her at Monmouth...it was a no-contest.
-Staten Island.
-Happy Margarita Wednesday everyone.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Bills players are intimidating
This video is a little dated as it came out last Xmas, but it is still worth a view. The video is pretty self-explanatory as you can gather the bills are a bunch of dumb, unathletic, weirdos.....but I will mention a couple notes on my thoughts and individual performances:
Langston Walker: Glad our starting Left Tackle is a soft spoken waste of space. Who needs Jason Peters when you have this stud.
Robet Royal: A little rushed performance, but all in all compared to most not terrible. Unfortunately Robert is no longer on the team, and was cut in favor of Derek Fine, Schouman, and rookie Nelson. If you can't beat out that trio of awefulness, then there is only one place for you to go...thats right, your newest Cleveland Brown.
Kirk Chambers: Forgettable performance. Not really any enthusiasm. It seems his play on the field is quiete similar to this stint behind on the mic.
Copeland Bryant: If your 4th string Defensive End doesn't intimidate you singing about four calling birds then what does.
Justin Jenkins: Not only is this 7th wide receiver a standout on the special teams, but he is also one of the top performers on the twelve days of christmas. A spirited rendition of five golden rings, and the true value can not be seen until the final go around.
Blake Costanzo: Nice life, could they not get Brian Moorman to take this slot??
Lee Evans: If you only knew that no one would care about you one year from now once T.O showed up.
Pauly P: Looking like a dreamboat/Shrek
Leodis McKelvin: Not sure what language he is speaking. And clearly Leodis was not raised on the 12 days of Xmas (or raised by humans for that matter) as he clearly messes up the tune.
George Wilson: Is that a Bills 2nd string Safety or a model?
Marshawn Lynch: Yikes.
Trent Edwards: Apparently the stud of the team picked up the 12th day. Trent is looking stellar, though the performance is average, matching his production on the field.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Weekend Roundup
-Giants got rocked by the Chicago Bears Saturday night. Cutler really looked improved. Shhh...quietly no one seems to realize how good the Bears are. That is criminal really. A team with a consistently great defense, that suffered some injuries last year is healthy again. They bring in Orlando Pace, who might only start 8 games but has to be considered an upgrade. Jay Cutler is about 10000 times better than Kyle Orton, and since he's a loud-mouthed jerk no one seems to want to realize this. They need Alex Brown, Mark Anderson, Adawale Ogunleye and Tommy Harris to stay healthy and be productive. I think they will...and given their division I'd say they should be considered the favorite to win the NFC this year.
-In a very boring series, by taking 2/3 the Yanks have now pretty much officially buried the Red Sox in the AL East and Boston now has the Rays breathing down its neck. Disappointing for the Yanks was Burnett again getting crushed..but CC came up with a nice performance last night.
-Would the Broncos just got ahead and trade the Giants Brandon Marshall already?
-Pewch Revolution dedicated reader Curtis, failed in his attempt to repeat as New York State Frolf Champion this weekend in Syracuse. A grueling four rounds in two days had him disappointed in fourth place. For those unaware frolf is frisbee golf.
A hybrid golf and frisbee, the person throws a "disc" (don't call it a frisbee) and attempts to get it in a basket in as few shots as possible. Curtis said he was very disappointed to have missed the podium but looks to rebound in the next big tournament, Labor Day Luau.
-Jamarcus Russell will start at quarterback for the Oakland Raiders. As much as I've liked Jeff Garcia's game over the years, is it a good thing that the face of the franchise took this long to essentially beat out a 39-year old version of the Millman for the starting job?
-Headed up to the Spa yesterday after the weather forecast for Saturday looked brutal. Did nail the Alabama Stakes winner Saturday, Careless Jewel, at the OTB. Only 3:1 but she won by 11 lengths in perhaps the most impressive non-Rachel Alexandra run of the year. And there is an argument to be had that Careless Jewel could run with Rachel Alexandra in what would be a clash of the best 3-year old phillies in the world. Ended up having a successful day capping yesterday, great week of betting the ponies for me and today's card looks pretty appealing...
Friday, August 21, 2009
Usain Bolt, Running GOAT
Bills fans rejoice as Aaron Maybin signs. The quicker you can get a future bust into camp and see just how bad he actually is the better...the wait has been long, but I'm sure Bills fans across New Pennsylanada won't be disappointed.
Maybe we can get a twitter update from Esteban Ochocinco. How high does he climb up draft boards? Never before did we have a WR who will also score you kicking points. It would be hard to ignore him at the back of Round 1 at this point I feel.
Gary Sheffield, you are the biggest bitch in professional sports. What a whiny asshole.
Shhh...don't alert the authorities, BCA been robbing the OTB of late. Don't worry though, headed back to the Spa tomorrow to pull my best Robin Hood act, firing away and giving all my profits back. Alabama Stakes running, pretty big race. May post a little analysis in the morning if I get some time. Which God knows, I probably will.
There's being bald. And then there's Qadry Ismail. Can't believe ESPN is employing a man which such a ridiculous head/screen ratio. His block head can literally serve as a face and backdrop. Which would ordinarily make me ask the age old question. The Missile or The Rocket? But with such a huge Cuse bias, I'm sure to be disappointed with the reaction. That said, I side with The Rocket all day.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Let's get the facts straight.
-Thanks to all who voted, confirming that the Millman is in fact a pewch shortstop, perhaps Pewch Nation is not very shocked at the NV Blues disappointing conclusion to the season. 81% saw the Millman's form as being pewch, and insider knowledge confirms that in fact 2/3 of the votes for "not pewch" were the Millman himself. I'm sure the other unidentified family member was voting completely unbiased though
I had confirmed 2 of the 3 votes to "not pewch" was by myself. Mullen tried to claim the 3rd vote was by a family member, and technically he is wrong. I had confirmed at a happy hour last night that the 3rd vote was by PC, my sister's boyfriend....technically not family at this point. Further more, PC attended the game in which that picture was taken, and has first hand knowledge of how not pewch I was (for that game at least). The rest of you are all just haters. I then showed the pictures to sloth pig Malaney who has been living on my couch for 4 months. He agreed that I was legit, slammed all former Fredonia middle infielders, and proceeded to give me the honor of telling me he would add my pictures to his baseball scrapbook on facebook. If that isn't a sign that I am not pewch than I don't know what is.
Plax Gets Two Years
Plaxico Burress pleaded guilty and got 2 years in prison. At 31-years old, I dare say the man's career is probably over. Just don't really see anyone taking a chance on a 33-year old con, who's essentially been out of the league for three years. Sad too, because Plaxico has been unfairly treated by the media. First off, how many NFL players, with all their fancy cars, clothes, jewelry and cash don't carry guns? Is it right? Not necessarily, but let's be realistic. Plax wasn't wielding the gun at some nightclub or threatening to shoot someone. Nor did he misfire and hit someone else. The guy shot himself. He didn't kill anyone. He didn't think of killing anyone. He was carrying a gun...a lot of people do it everyday and never get caught. Sure it was stupid, but you would have thought the guy was assisting Osama Bin Laden the way the media jumped down his throat with the "holier than thou, shame on you" nonsense.
I for one will always respect Plax. For all the flack he took for being lazy, he was the best blocking WR I have ever seen in all my years of watching the Giants play. Any WR that is running down the field throwing blocks is OK with me, especially when he's a 6'5 star.
TO not playing in the first two games of the pre-season. Lucky you, Buffalo!
Buccaneers cornerback Aqib Talib was arrested. He had a pretty nice rookie season coming out of Kansas last year, but has a bit of a history supposedly.
Serena and Venus bought a share of the Dolphins. A lot of winning blood in the ownership there, can that team really repeat last season's surprising run though?
Walter Jones is going to have knee surgery. How does it feel to have your season over before it begins Seattle? Rain, rain, rain.
Tom Brady will be tossing it around a bit for all of you Buffalo fans with a secret man-crush on him.
Not So Fast NFL
As we approach the stretch run, most of you are familiar with the divisional races and the wild card picture...but which teams are legitimate contenders?
Yankees - Obviously, the Yanks could win the entire thing. They are the class of the AL and while beating the Bo Sox will prove difficult..and the Angels are their kryptonite..they will likely beat up on the Central winner and then only have to go through one of those two, at home. I'm not impressed with the Angels..if they win home field advantage they will probably be considered the favorites, but the AL East is so much better than the AL West from top to bottom that I don't think people realize what is usually taken for granted - the Sox and Yanks are head and shoulders above the rest of the AL.
I therefore go out on a limb and say the boring - Yanks and Sox in the AL, no one else will come out.
The NL is trickier. There you have the Phillies which already were discussed. In the Central St. Louis added Matt Holliday and looks like they're ready to open up on the fading Cubs. The addition of John Smoltz as a fifth starter is a much better move than people are crediting it. Sure his ERA wasn't very good, but he had something like a 38/9 K/BB, proving that he can still miss bats while controlling the strike zone. He now moves to the NL and should be able to give 5-6 strong innings per outing before eventually moving to the pen where he could truly be an asset for the playoffs.
I still like the Cubs, if Soriano, Bradley and Soto ever start hitting they are going to make a run...the question is have they fallen behind too many teams to win the wild card?
Dodgers will win the West. Colorado is making a great run, but will have to win the wild card. I think Colorado is going to fade, but I'm not really sure who can take them out. I still say the 4 best teams are Phils, Cards, Dodgers, Cubs. And it's very hard to distinguish which of those teams are the best. Gun to the head I'm taking the surging Cardinals. Pujols has proven he can carry a team to the World Series before, now he's got a true sidekick and the lineup can be murderous to get through.
Should be an exciting stretch run for the baseball fans that are not too busy drooling over NFL training camps.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Smoltz To Cardinals
Show me the Money
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Mulldog's Monday Madness
-Oakland Raiders head coach Tom Cable is beating up his assistants. At first it was reported that Cable fractured defensive assistant Randy Hanson's jaw by punching him and was ripping into the defensive coordinator. An unnamed source said "It was cable who hit him. He never saw it coming." Now there is a rumor that he instead flipped the Hanson off a chair and his jaw hit a cabinet. Good riddance already Oakland. Stop the madness. Seriously, can they stop the circus act for one season? I realize it is the NFL and teammates (hi Steve Smith) sometimes fight...but the head coach is dropping his assistants? And Cable refusing to comment on it only makes him look like a little kid...admit what happened, say everyone is over it and move on...now the story will linger, it appears to everyone that there is turmoil on the staff and Cable is not adorning the media at all. With Detroit having taken a lot of the pressure off Oakland as being the worst franchise in the NFL by going 0-16, looks like Oak-town wants its spot back. Appear to be in for another long season in Raider land, sorry R-Mania.
-Denver star WR Brandon Marshall is again demanding a new contract or a trade.
-St. Louis Cardinals are apparently hot on the trail of John Smoltz. While most teams would only let him come out of the bullpen, given his struggles to get through a lineup multiple times in Boston..I would guess St. Louis is willing to let him start. Their offense is clicking on all cylinders since Matt Holliday came over to hit behind Albert Pujols and got white hot. They certainly could still use another starter and while I'm not sure what Smoltz has left, I'm sure the NL Central would be more forgiving to him than the AL East and at this point, why not? You could probably convince him to take up a bullpen role in the playoffs where I think he could be top-notch. The upside is high and the downside is limited.
-The Giants and Panthers played the wildest pre-season game I've ever seen last night. With just over 2 minutes left, Carolina drove 88 yards to tie the game 17-17. The Giants then went three and out and punted. Carolina, with 10 seconds left and the ball on their 18 yard line set up for a hail mary before future perennial pro-bowl Defensive Tackle Leger Douzable sacked the Lina fourth-string quarterback and forced a fumble that DE Tommie Hill caught out of the air and ran 18 yards into the endzone as time expired for the win. I won't bore anyone with my analysis of how everyone performed, but first-round WR Hakeem Nicks doesn't look as polished as I had thought/hoped. 6'6 Third round I-AA WR Ramses Barden actually looked more polished. 2nd round DE Clint Stintim got a sack and 2nd round OT William Beatty certainly held his own against the 2nd stringers. When the Giants are the new Ravens this year, with an absolute lock-down defense and struggle to score, don't say I didn't warn you and your fantasy football team.
-The Detroit Tigers made a quiet, shrewd pick-up acquiring Aubrey Huff from Baltimore. Huff has seen his numbers really slip this year, but he still has a live bat and could contribute to a lineup that currently employs Carl Thomas as its third hitter. He should at least hold value as a bat off the bench and spot starting vs right-handers. With a narrow 2 game lead on the White Sox and the Twins looming 6.5 back..any little addition could make the difference for Detroit.
-Thanks to all who voted, confirming that the Millman is in fact a pewch shortstop, perhaps Pewch Nation is not very shocked at the NV Blues disappointing conclusion to the season. 81% saw the Millman's form as being pewch, and insider knowledge confirms that in fact 2/3 of the votes for "not pewch" were the Millman himself. I'm sure the other unidentified family member was voting completely unbiased though.
-Lost in the mix with all the hype about the Strasburg signing is that the best hitter in the draft, second pick, Dustin Ackley, agreed to a deal with the Mariners worth just under 10 Mill at the last-minute as well. Third overall pick, Donovan Tate also signed with the Padres. And some high schooler for the Tigers got about 7 Mill. Ridiculous.
-Joe Mauer is quietly back up to .380...this after beating up Fransisco Liriano, who despite a good start vs KC two back, really looks like he's about to be shut down or put in the bullpen. Probably would be best..I wouldn't give up on him just yet, maybe next year he will re-gain form, but it is highly unlikely that he will ever be what he was a few years ago, and certainly will never live up to the potential everyone thought he had. Sad story.
-Quietly, Braves stud starting pitching prospect Tommy Hanson is starting to put things together at the major league level...
Millman's Monday Madness
Strasburg Signs:
77 Seconds was all that stood in between the Washington Nationals and Strasburg failing to sign an agreement before the midnight deadline. We have talked about the Nationals strategy and it was good to see a franchise step up and play some hardball even though losing a player of this potential caliber and hype would have been devastating. Strasburg signed the largest ever deal for a rookie by netting $15.1M over the course of a 4 year deal. A quick $7.5 of that coming in a signing bonus. The Nats played this whole situation pretty good I thought and they were stern in standing up to Boras. Granted they still offered up $5M more than anyone else had ever received so its not like they weren't shelling some money out. Boras and Strasburg would have looked like ungrateful jack's if they turned down a rookie deal of this magnitude. They absolutely could not risk not signing and re-entering next year. Too many strange things could happen. I wouldn't expect Strasburg to make much more in terms of noise until the start of next Spring. At least there is now some hope in D.C...something to come out to the ballpark for.
Paulus named Starter:
Greg Paulus opened up Syracuse Football training camp as the #3 QB on the depth chart. Several weeks into practice and he will be the face of the Syracuse Orange football team as the starting QB. The move was really a no-brainer in my opinion. Paulus could have been terrible and I still feel he is the man you have to start. Syracuse Football is the laughing stock of not only the Big East, but of the entire NCAA. They have fallen off the map and this one proud University is an afterthought in the football world. Greg Paulus will bring a hype to the Dome which once used to host sell-out crowds and be one of the loudest most intimidating places to play.
It will be interesting to see if Paulus can succeed and how much rust he will have to shake from taking 4-5 years off to be the hated PG of the Dookies. Not really sure my reaction's on the situation. The Orange are my favorite football squad and every year I sit down and watch the first game. They get crushed. Then I hardly follow them the rest of the year. I don't particularly like Paulus (but that is only because he was @ Duke). Once again, its the right move and it has a chance to put Syracuse Football back on the map from a media perspective at least. Pretty sad state of affairs in Upstate NY football where the Bills and Cuse are willing to sign anyone just to hopefully put some fans in the seats. Maybe Paulus will be lights out and show why he was such a hot recruit coming out of CBA high school. Any chance he parlays this into a NFL career?
Buffalo Bashing:
I was listening to the clown Junkies on the radio this morning and surprise surprise it was all Redskins talk. It is the same argument every day, does Jason Campbell stink? I will save you all the trouble...yes he does. Anyways, why I bring this up is because one guy was defending all the upgrades the Skins made and was saying that Derrick Dockery (former Bill) was a big upgrade. One guy fired back that the Bills straight up cut him and he was terrible. They proceeded to argue that the Bills were just cheap and terrible.
They then had their buddy call in who is apparently a Buffalo NY native. They asked him to name the top things about Buffalo where he could only respond...uhhh, we have good architecture, and Niagara Falls, and Lake Eerie, and wings. Terrible. They then spent the next five minutes saying how terrible Buffalo is and if you live there you are an idiot. Poor Buffalo just getting shredded all over the United States.
Ocho-Cinco Tweeting:
"Damn Breaking news: I have the swagg flu, doctors say there's no cure=many celebrations, sh%# talking, interviews in auto tune, pinata, etc."
"Anyone know Jay Z, tell him before the death of autotune let me get these interviews in first, but then we can have a proper burial in the nzone.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Weekend Roundup
-Y.E.Yang. How many people thought this would be the man to go toe-to-toe with Tiger and take him out on a Sunday in a major? How many people even knew the South Korean golfer? Even after Yang eagled late, it was hard to take him serious, but he played great golf down the stretch and his approach on 18 was just a perfect cap to the tournament for him. The look on Tiger's face was priceless, he looked beyond shocked and a little hurt, like when the older brother finally gets beat playing one-on-one with his younger brother.
-In the Saturday blurb I told the Pewch Nation to load up on my favorite horse, Better Talk Now in the Sword Dancer at Saratoga. Off at 11:1 he placed to pay 11.00. A 33:1 shot Telling came in for the win, netting the BCA a nice little hit of 322.50. Better Talk Now always comes through for me.
-Usain Bolt is the fastest human to ever walk the face of the Earth. 9.58 100 M. Are you kidding me? And the guy looks almost as if he's slowing down so as not to completely embarrass the rest of his opponents. I was watching a clip of him on Letterman, interesting fact, before he won the 100 at the olympics he was eating chicken nuggets. I'd post the video, but just search it on youtube if you want to watch it's there...otherwise it's a long video for watching a streak for less than 10 seconds. I don't think people really understand how great Bolt is or just how legendary the man will become. When all is said and done I think he'll be the most legendary track and field star of all-time. He toys with people in the 100 meter...that doesn't happen, that can't happen. You usually win these races by hundreths of a second, a slightly slow start, a bobbled step or the slightest let up leads to even the best sprinters getting beaten in this race. Not bolt, he swing his hands, smile at the opponent in the lane next to him or simply put on that look of effortless coasting and still be so far in front of everyone else. He's the GOAT. Respect it.
-Not sure how many people watched the snoozefest that was Sunday Night Baseball last night, after a long rain delay most of the Braves players looked asleep. JA Happ is terrible...somehow he threw another gem. When he comes crashing back down to Earth it may get ugly though. Vazquez actually looked pretty good, mixing a lot of off-speed pitches, unfortunately for him Howard hit a jam shot homer and then after Rollins and Victorino singles he left an inexcusably poor change-up upstairs and Howard did with it what he always will. A really bad weekend for the Braves as Howard killed them, homering off Braves closer Rafael Soriano Friday night for the win and putting the Braves in a wild-card state of mind. Chipper Jones also looked hurt after striking out in the 6th from the right side. Doesn't look good for Atlanta at this point.
-Three major league baseball players were beamed in the head this weekend (in fact I think all three Saturday night, there might have even been another Friday). Perhaps worst of all was Hiroki Kuroda getting beamed with a line drive that surprisingly didn't shatter his skull. That was one of the more alarming shots I've ever seen. Ian Kinsler got beamed by someone on the Bo Sox and was not very happy about it getting up and yelling but was alright. David Wright on the other hand took a 95 MPH fastball from Matt Cain to the head and has been placed on the DL. He may be out for the season and the Mets, at this point, would probably be wise to do just that with the face of the franchise. Cain was visibly upset after the pitch...but it's baseball and that happens, even Roger Clemens misses up and in sometimes. Right Mike Piazza?
-Surprising to no one it appears that the Nationals will not be able to sign San Diego St star pitcher and first pick Stephen Strasburg. Saw this coming a mile away, but I give the Nationals credit for drafting him and offering him a record deal. Not much more you can do...they probably knew this was possible but went through and did the right thing taking him first overall. Something needs to be done about rookie contracts in sports. These should be handled as any other entry-level jobs...there should be a close to set amount for how much a person makes based on position and draft slot. The demands of the agents and players are out of control, and while I can't say I blame them, there has to be some sort of break for the teams until the player proves himself. Just because you're the first pick in the NFL draft doesn't mean you should suddenly be paid in the top-5 at your position. And just because you dominated a couple of Mountain West hitters who probably wouldn't look all too out of place in the SUNYAC doesn't mean you can demand to be paid like CC Sabathia. Take the record deal, prove how fucking sweet you are by mowing down minor leaguers (you're on the Nationals, you might even start in the majors)...win a Cy Young, make the president proud and then cash in.
**Wanted to edit it that Bolt was eating McNuggets...not sure if that was clear (are there really any other kind of nuggets?)...by the way his explanation was pretty hilarious, he said he wasn't too familiar with the asian food and before a race you don't want to eat something you're not familiar with "but chicken nuggets, I know chicken nuggets."
Summer Classic
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Dave Show From Forever Ago Now
Apparently I worked this show. Pops got us backstage actually.
Here is the set, got to see it up close and personal.
Drum set, host of the highlight of the show, unreal drum solo by Carter.
Found this painting of LeRoi sitting on a box backstage.
This is all from Dave Matthews at Bethel Woods. My dad works there and was able to get us some tickets / backstage for a bit. Overall was a pretty legit show. Disappointed that it was pretty thin on the classics however, and there was an emphasis on the new stuff which I am both not that partial to and somewhat unfamiliar with. Sounded good however, Dave gave a pretty pimp entry walk and the drum solo was fire. Hard to be disappointed seeing Dave play at the same grounds that housed Woodstock (happy 40 years). Most interesting thing I can think of (it was a week and a half ago by now) is that my dad said Dave put on a helmet and some goggles and was ripping around the parking lot on a bicycle before the show with no one recognizing him..and he also claims he does that before every show.
Also my girlfriend was taping some girl doing her best Woodstock dance when some "Security Guard" woman said we couldn't tape it the band doesn't allow it. Interestingly, wikipedia claims Dave doesn't care about people taping his shows since he attributes much of his growth to college students swapping live footage.
I don't know who I believe but I know I trust anything Wikipedia says.
Lengthy weekend roundup in the morning and I'm sure we will have a Millman NV Blues Championship recap. Then again, I haven't heard from the Millman, think I might have even texted him and I'm beginning to believe inevitably that the Blues suffered defeat, and the Millman decided to end it. Have to love the dedication at least.
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Saturday Action
While we all wait with bated breath for the conclusion of the NV Blues season, I'd just like to wish the Millman and the rest of his clan good luck, even if they have the Pewchest formed shortstop in the "league."
Probably making a run to either the Woodstock 40th year anniversary celebration at Bethel Woods today (as many of you know my dad works there and can get me in). Otherwise it's off to the OTB, with surprisingly four horses on my watch list running today...this is pretty strange since my watch list is about 10 horses long. One of my all-time favorites, Better Talk Now (horse is like 11 years old, still running) is running in a big stakes race at Saratoga at 5-1. Back up the trucks everyone.
Friday, August 14, 2009
Motivational words for the Blues
Hey boys, I think we're all excited for the big day tomorrow. We arguably have the toughest set of games that we've had all season ahead of us. I think it's only fitting to forward on to you some words of encouragement I received today as a few of my good friends stopped by:
Denzel Washington stopped by the house today and told me to pass this along: "In Greek mythology, the Titans were greater even than the gods. They ruled their universe with absolute power! Well, that baseball field out there tomorrow is YOUR universe. Rule it like the Titans, and you make sure they remember FOREVER, the day they played the NV Blues!
Sylvester Stallone dropped in to say, "Go the distance! Nobody's ever gone the distance with these Silver Spring Dodgers, and if you can go that distance, you see, and that bell rings after the 7th inning and you're still standin', you're gonna know for the first time in Blues history that you're League Champions!!
Kurt Russell came dressed as Coach Brooks from "The Miracle" and went on to say: "Great moments are born from great opportunity. And that's what you guys have Saturday, boys. That's what you've earned, boys. 1 more series, fellas. Tomorrow you will hit with em'. Tomorrow you will throw with em, and you shut them down because you CAN! Tomorrow you will be the greatest Blues team in the World. You were born to be baseball players; every one of you. You were meant to be there tomorrow. This is your time. Their time is done. It's over! I'm sick and tired of hearing of what a great baseball team the Silver Spring Dodgers have. Screw em! This is your time! Now go out there an take it!"
It was a long day today having 3 visitors, but I had to take the time to let ya know about it. Let's go out there and take what's ours boys. See ya at the ball field around 11.
Classic.
Tweet Tweet
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- "DMNDS= don't make no damn sense, when something is awesome you label it dmnds, Halle Berry=dmnds yall get it, now use it in a sentence"
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Terrell Owens:
- "Welcome back 2 the NFL mike!! God Bless!!
- (Jesus said,) "Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you the rest." MATTHEW 11:28
- "B back possibly on mon, i'll make sure things r back 2 normal@ I do apologize tht the fan enthusiasm has been down! LoL
Right now I am following Chad Ocho Cinco, Aaron Maybin, Lee Evans, Donte Whitner, Brian Moorman, Kawika Mitchell, T.O., and SHAQ. A weak cast of tweeters if you ask me. If any interest in someone particular to follow I am free to suggestions..
Philly, You Lucky Dogs
So the Eagles won the Vick sweepstake, signing him to a 2-year deal to do, well...I don't think anyone knows what they plan to do with him. My guess would be that they saw it as a sound financial decision from a value perspective since the first year is just 1.6 M and the second year is an option (I assume team option) of 5.2 M. The NFL isn't trade happy, but if someone loses their quarterback and Vick looks healthy you never know. I would have to guess we will see some Wildcat formations in Philly at least. Andy Reid should show some sense of humor and call it "The Rottweiler" or something.
If you didn't already see the Prince Fielder home run from last night, that went off the upper portion of the scoreboard, do yourself a favor and find it. It's probably on mlb.com , the only video on youtube I could find was video from someone's camera at the game and you couldn't even really see the ball. Just an incredible blast though, and I don't think he even tried to fight a single Padre last night.
Troy Tulowitzki is killing it. He seems to homer every night. I do hate Colorado for the reason that guys like Clint Barmes crush, but Tulo has really had a huge season.
CC had a 10 strikeout performance at Seattle last night and it looks like he might be ready to go down the stretch yet again this year.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Ron Mexico to Buffalo???
I am Useless
Pedro Martinez is good. I read reports that he was pitching out of the wind up with runners on base though. Apparently Pedro has been watching too many of those ESPN Little League World Series commercials ESPN is bombarding us all with.
Seriously though, even as a hated Red Sock for all those years, I always secretly enjoyed Pedro. He is such an artist to watch...just so fluid in his motion and all of his pitches just have a zip about them.
He probably will need to throw more than 5 innings at some point to be of much use to the Phils...but if he can still juice it up to 93 at times there is little reason to believe he can't still be effective.
I don't care about Rick Pitino.
Soccer involves a lot of running.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Hi I'm a real man, I through my helmet!
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Tulowitzki Hits For the Cycle
Alex Rios headed to the Chi Sox after the Blue Jays just let him go. Not sure why anyone would pay that much for such an average outfielder, maybe the Chi-Sox didn't expect it to play out like this though. Congratulations Chicago, you just added two huge contracts, one of which pitched at the all-time pitchers park and the other is a pretty ordinary player.
Monday, August 10, 2009
It's Monday and People are already acting Pewch
Delta Airlines Customer Service- I checked a bag in Los Angels on June 25th. They lost it somewhere in Atlanta. Since then I have called 3-4 times a week trying to get my bag sent back to LA. Today when I called a nice young man whose name rhymes with Greg told me the bag was not lost so I can't file a lost baggage claim and collect the $600. Naturally I asked Greg how he knew that my bag was not lost and he told me that his computer showed that it was "in transit". I asked if by "In Transit" he meant "I'm a low level employee at Delta who needs this job so that I can pay for my $300 dollar a week weed and online poker habit so I'll just read whats on the computer." He said "In Transit" means at some point it will make it to LA. I doubt it. I have accepted that the bag is lost and now I just want my money or a bag of peanuts or maybe a window seat on my next Delta flight. Oh wait, that's right I wouldn't fly Delta again if they promised me lap dances from the pussycat dolls.
Finally not acting pewch: Jessica Biel! It looks like she's on the market. Time to turn on the Charisma and Charm (Creepiness and awkward silences) and when her heart.
Form is incredible
Form might not be good, but if you take a look at this excellent frame by frame shot, the end result is clear. This Cat is hosed. Ball is already in the mitt and he is still a step from the bag. Another standout play by the millman. Don't judge me.
Going to the Ship
(Lock it up, the millman with another strike to first)
Last inning. Blues lead 4-1. 3 outs away from a trip to the Championship.
Error. 2-run home run. walk. 2-run home run. Blues trail 5-4 heading to the bottom half. What a sucker punch that inning was. Had the game wrapped up, 3 outs away from victory and Blues totally collapsed. The Blues were staring a one run deficit in the face, with hitters 6-10 due up. The season was over, there was no way this Blues team could muster up a victory...and then I remembered this was a team of destiny.
Lead off walk. Pitcher is relieved and a new guy throwing gas, but erratic steps in. Hits the next two batters. Extremely rattled and can't seem to find the zone. Bases Loaded, zero outs, down 5-4. Our 9 hitter nubbs a ball down the first base line. Just as the 1st basemen scoops up the ball he has this indecisive look on his face because he doesn't know if he should tag the runner then go home, or just go home. Clearly the man should have gone home as the pressure mounts on him and he boots the ball. Blues tie the game 5-5 with the bases loaded and zero outs still. 10th hitter steps to the plate. Nub city again. This time its a slow roller down the 3rd base line. So slow and right on the foul line that the 3rd baseman has no play for it. He waits for it to roll foul, and the ball stops dead on the line. Fair ball. Blues advance with the most unimpressive walk off victory in history!!
They are now set to face the top seed in the tournament the SilverSpring Dodgers, first place team in the A League. Best of three is set to take place Saturday, with a third game on Sunday if necessary. Let's see if these NV Blues have a little left in the tank to take home the Gold.