Why does it take Michael Kay about twenty real-life seconds to determine whether or not a ball is foul? Does he not look at the umpires? Is he actually blind? This would clear up a lot. Adam Jones just hit a ball that was easily foul, even with a terrible angle on the 12" tv in my room...and Michael Kay did his same old routine:"If it's fair it's gone (keep in mind this is said as the ball is landing) and it is .......................................................................................(ball lands)..................................................................(fan spills beer on girl while grabbing ball)...................(guy high fives everyone in the area including a senile 95 year-old woman with sunglasses that cover her eyes, cheeks, forehead and probably the guy next to her's view).....................................................................................................(ump throws pitcher new ball).............................................(pitcher lines up to throw to same batter)............................................................................................................................................................................................................a foul ball (said with extreme excitement if for Yanks opponent....with the tone of telling a father his son just died if for the Yanks).
Fordham University should be ashamed of this cornball, homer, clown.
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