Showing posts with label Michael Kay you're pewch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michael Kay you're pewch. Show all posts

Monday, August 31, 2009

Michael Kay You're The Worst

Why does it take Michael Kay about twenty real-life seconds to determine whether or not a ball is foul? Does he not look at the umpires? Is he actually blind? This would clear up a lot. Adam Jones just hit a ball that was easily foul, even with a terrible angle on the 12" tv in my room...and Michael Kay did his same old routine:

"If it's fair it's gone (keep in mind this is said as the ball is landing) and it is .......................................................................................(ball lands)..................................................................(fan spills beer on girl while grabbing ball)...................(guy high fives everyone in the area including a senile 95 year-old woman with sunglasses that cover her eyes, cheeks, forehead and probably the guy next to her's view).....................................................................................................(ump throws pitcher new ball).............................................(pitcher lines up to throw to same batter)............................................................................................................................................................................................................a foul ball (said with extreme excitement if for Yanks opponent....with the tone of telling a father his son just died if for the Yanks).

Fordham University should be ashamed of this cornball, homer, clown.