I think J.P may have sealed his fate to Rob Johnson status (another West coast QB with a dream bod, golden arm, and a peanut brain) with his terrible fumble last year vs the jets. I mean, dropping back to pass and fumbling the ball with under two to play, in your own zone, and with the lead is as much Coach Dick "the human cadaver" Jauron's fault as JP's.Regardless, even with his career TDs (33) hovering right below career INTs (34) doesn't Bobby Boucher deserve a spot on someones bench as a number 2/3?
With the likes of Joey Harrington, John David Booty and Ms. Cleo "call me now" Lemon still on active rosters, doesn't this guy deserve a shot to hold a clipboard in a new system.
Cleo Lemon can QB my team any day of the week. And Joey Harrington is in high demand, how many QBs can you find that also save you money by doubling as team pianist?
ReplyDeleteSomeone send an invite out to J.P. He most deservingly belongs in the Pewch Revolution. Lord knows his career has been highlighted with one pewch moment after another.
ReplyDeleteJ.P. is pewch. He doesnt deserve a job anywhere. I enjoyed my time in NY taunting Bills fans (Ickowski) with LOOOOOSEMAN! But my best guess is the Raiders will pick him up the last week of training camp once Garcia beats out Jamarcus, and McFadden proves to be a better QB then Jamarcus. Go Raiders!!!
ReplyDeleteJP is albsolutely pewch. John David Booty(or any other QB from USC for that matter) will one day be a very productive pro QB.
ReplyDeleteI think JP sealed his fate in the Toronto Bills vs. the Phins game. He had Lee Evans open on the left sideline and proceeded to throw the ball 30 yards past him and out of the endzone. I guess that laser,rocket arm is not worth anything without a brain the size of a sunflower seed. Can't he play in NFL Europe? Or did that league fold?
ReplyDeleteBTW, it is great that the advertisments on your site include "Meet Christian Singles".
Well Google must know our visitors well and thats why they advertise Christian singles. All our viewers have high moral principles and are obviously all single because....well..they are pewch.
ReplyDelete^If you could sum up JP Losman in one play that would have to be it. Though he did seem to connect with Lee at times, that was the only mild success he ever found.
ReplyDeleteAnd apparently google thinks we have a strong Christian following. jcmatch haha. I think all of our readers would be doing themselves a huge favor if they clicked that ad and found themselves a nice Christian lady.
Millman just needs to get over his man crush on JP(did no one else pick up on the fact that "dream bod" was thrown out there. Losman is pewch, he has always been pewch. his success came from throwing the ball as far and as high as he possibly can so that lee can run underneath it. if you ask him to do anything else you are asking too much. As a raiders fan its great to see that it seems to be a similar scenario shaping up in oakland with DHB(7th overall pick yayyy buddyyy) and my man JR.
ReplyDeleteJ.P Losman is the pewchest ever to put on an NFL uniform...He makes Ryan Leaf, Tim Couch, and Akili Smith all look like legends...Anyone can throw the ball downfield in the NFL which is the only trait Losman possesses..And not all USC quaterbacks have prospered in the NFL...Rob Johnson and Sean Salisbury are pure examples of that...David Booty got lucky with an unheard of receiving core and offensive line, the man's pewch
ReplyDeleteBooty is easily the best QB on the Vikings roster(which means damn near nothing as Jeff George leaves Childress voicemails on a daily basis). It is a bit shocking that so many guys are unclaimed. Should make for a more exciting inaugural season for the United Football League.
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