Friday, May 29, 2009

Millman & Mulldog's 1st annual Spelling Bee Pewch All-Stars

As promised here are your 1st team Spelling Bee Pewch All-stars*. These kids are super-sensational baby! They are Awesome with a capital A!! Just remember, you are all winners in your parents and parents eyes only. Briefly on another note, who did Erin Andrews double cross to get handed the worst sideline reporting gig of her life...Spelling Bee Reporter??

Moderator: "Michael your word is Flatop"
Michael: "Can you use the word in a sentence"
Moderator: Your flatop is so embarrasing it resembles Arsenio Hall, or a young Penny Hardaway"
Michael: (Eliminated after running off stage crying)



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Moderator: "Now stepping to the podium. Gary "Nubs" Johnson. Nubs is a force to be reckoned with in this competition as he looks to chomp the competitors down untill he is the last man standing. It is interesting to note that Nubs can not actually see the playing field since he has created a vision visor with his hair."







Moderator: "Billy your word is handbook"
Bill: "Can you use the word in a sentence please?"
Moderator: "We suggest you read the following handbook, "Coping with Diabetes at age 12."



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Moderator: Folks we would like to welcome to the stage star of the upcoming Walt Disney Feature Film: The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Heading to the Spelling Bee.
Moderator: Your word, Quasimodo
Devin: Language of Origin?
Moderator: Look in the Mirror
Devin: Alternative pronounciations?
Moderator: Gargoyle.
*Appologies for this

4 comments:

  1. Where are the Erin Andrews looking hot and dumb pics?

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  2. Nice work Millman. You nailed this one. It's absolutely pewch we've come to the point where making fun of these all stars makes my life that much better.

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  3. Only a man with red hair could shred spelling bee contestants. Well done.

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  4. Beautifully offensive in so many ways....good work

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