WCC and Pewch Legend John Bryant celebrates his birthday today. And I say he celebrates his birthday today because we all know John Bryant was never born, he has always existed. Props to Curtis for sharing a "birthday" with this deity.
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Don't bother looking for John Bryant in the NBA draft, he isn't satisfied with the competition and refuses to play.
ReplyDeleteGood luck to any NBA team that has the balls to draft him, I heard John Bryant once held-out for a better contract on an offer from God.
ReplyDeleteJohn Bryant negotiates contracts with himself
ReplyDeleteIt is impossible to negotiate with John Bryant because as all WCC defenders know, it is impossible to get leverage on the 320 pound redwood.
ReplyDeleteProp bet: Since santa clara's season ended- over/under 75 pounds gained by John Bryant.
over he finally produced the blood that he lost when he was stabbed last fall...
ReplyDeleteBig John plays better at a higher weight in my opinion. Paul Pierce survives a stabbing and he's a warrior. JB does it and no one takes notice. Can't wait until his MVP campaign 5-years from now results in constant talk about his survived stabbing.
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