Showing posts with label Scrambler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scrambler. Show all posts

Friday, May 29, 2009

Weekend Scrambler

Before I touch into the Nuggets game tonight in a bit more detail I wanted to run over some Jack Handy's (deep thoughts).

- It's a complete travesty that the winning word in the 82nd annual Scripps Spelling Bee was 'Laodicean.' When the winners own name was Kavya Shivashankar, a final word of Laodicean is like having me spell 'Truck.' I don't care what they say Kavya, you'll never be a champion in my eyes (By the way...stay tuned for our 1st annual Spelling Bee Pewch All-Stars to follow).

- It's unbelievable what the King has done to the city of Cleveland. He made Quicken Loans arena look like the Staples Center last night with all the celebrities on hand. I know most of you watching the game had a hard time concentrating when they kept flashing cameos of A-Rod and Brady Quinn. Steroids and Myoplex have done those bodies good!

-For those of you who don't know, tomorrow, Saturday night, starts the 2nd baseball season for the millman as part of the NV Blues. I will be sure to fill you in on some game logs and stats through the blog. The NV Blues coming off a mediocre season at best will look for a strong season after trimming some of the fat this offseason. We literally trimmed fat: we had some pitcher on our team with the nickname of Meatballs because thats all he threw and ate. Boom Roasted.

- Finally, Derek Rose and Memphis are under allegations that an unknown person had taken the SAT's for him. What did Derek Rose have to say to this mystery man before he sat in for him. Listen, make sure you don't try too hard because no one will ever believe if I crack 800. What exactly did this mystery man get in return do you think? I can only suspect in place of taking his SATs that Rose filled in for him at the local YMCA for a pickup game and they pulled the old switcheroo. All I know is I am sure that everything will work out fine for Rose, how could it not, his agent is world champion B.J Armstrong.